Score: 9

"Refreshing..."

submission: Zombie Q

date: July 30, 2009

I like the flash, overall.

The animation is fluid, no noticeable glitches anywhere. There isn't much audio, but what is there is well placed and fits perfectly with the animation.

Although, I am curious as to HOW he killed a zombie with a bread slicer, but I'm not complaining. There's few enough zombie works on this site without discouraging the artists.

Overall, I give this a 9 out of 10. Keep up the good work.

Zero

Score: 0

"Boring..."

submission: Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]

date: May 7, 2009

It seems this flash was made entirely to make people hate it. Yes, to all my fellow critics, when you think about that one aspect, this flash was successful. After all, it made it to the front page.

It's a flash everyone loves to hate, which generates viewers who want to see it, just to rant about how bad it is. Not a bad strategy.

As previously mentioned, the only part of this animation remotely worth the time it took to watch a few minutes of this was the first animation. Colourful, vibrant, alive! Perfect synchronization between the music and the characters. Bravo, truly, bravo.

As for the rest, the animation was lacking, pathetic in most parts. However, I could tell even from the first few minutes that this flash was never meant to entertain it's masses. It's merely meant as hate mail against several of the flash artists mentioned in the flash itself. Yeah you don't like these people. Big deal...

To all those who have yet to watch this, I can only suggest that you watch the first few minutes, once the music cuts off, make friends with the little "X" on the top right corner of the screen. It's not worth the few minutes of your life you could waste by watching this.

To the artists (not including the first artist), I suggest taking some time to improve your animation. Yes, I know, you just wanted to insult the people you see as "sell outs' but even the most basic of insults is better formed than this. Personally, i think you can do better.

Music is a wonderful addition to any flash, the right music can make or break it. I suggest you take a leaf out of the first artist's book, and improve the sound quality. Even the recorded voices made my speakers rattle and my ears bleed.

I sincerely hope that for me, and my fellow critics, you put a bit more effort into your next collab. Even insults must be watchable, because if no one wants to watch your insults, you will have just wasted your time...

Looking forward to major improvements in the quality of your work...

Sincerely,

Zero

Score: 10

"Hilarious..."

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 3

date: April 7, 2009

As usual, nothing but high quality from the Charlie the Unicorn series.

Masterful animation and audio work truly showcase the skills of a superb artist.

And, as always, fresh, absurd humor packed in every second. (Kudos on the pokemon-esque sea creature rap.)

Overall, a ten out of ten. Well deserved, I might add.

Keep up the good work.

Zero